Furious 7 Is Going To Win Every Single Oscar Imaginable

Saw this trailer a few hours ago and have been itching to post it but I was a little busy at a charity dinner. (“Whoa, John, very nice and subtle humblebrag about supporting the kids. You’re a kind and awesome person.” – Everyone reading this. Thanks, guys, I know.) Anyway, this movie looks fucking AWESOME. Give it ever Oscar. Give it every last one of them. Paul Walker crawling over falling buses, The Rock ripping casts off his own arm, Vin Diesel being awesome because he’s Vin Diesel, the whole thing looks AWESOME. I’m ready to go start camping out not because this is a can’t miss. Movie of the year and that’s a fact.